My Kirkus Reviews

Kirkus Reviews are expensive. I’ve paid for a few with the hope that the review will land on more eyeballs and generate more sales. The side hope is that a book will be chosen to be featured and get libraries and bookstores interested. So far none of the reviews have Read more…

My NetGalley Reviews

Molly Rides I paid for a few reviews from NetGalley and they were, uh, variable. Here they are. A couple things pop out at me from this review. “The story is told in rhyme that varies throughout the story.” Huh? Varies? I’m not quite sure what the reviewer means by Read more…

The Muppet Show #3

INT: Fade up on dressing room door from the inside. SFX: [knock, knock, knock] The door opens and SCOOTER peers in. SCOOTERPatton Oswalt? three minutes to curtain, Mr. Oswalt! PATTON OSWALTThanks, Scooter. That’ll give me some time to get ready. I’m really nervous about this show. SCOOTERWell, don’t worry, i— Read more…